Post by Adrian Flynn on Nov 22, 2013 20:02:21 GMT -5
September 18, XXXX
Always wanted to be a healer, to make my parents proud of me for some other reason than being a Slytherin, but seriously? The training is getting ridiculously into my leisure time. Especially with the ladies. I've flirted with all the other trainees, and some of them are interested, but when the hell am I supposed to ask them out? Either I'm on duty, or they are. Had less trouble finding a date when I was in Hogwarts. People keep telling me to chill, I'm only nineteen, I'll find time to date later. Are you kidding me? Gotta keep up my skills! I wasn't the playboy of Slytherin for nothing! Ah, Dammit, gotta cut this short, I'm being paged.
July 8, XXXX
The girl that I went out with last night was either on something, or she was a total bubble brain. She would not stop giggling! The only reason that I kept with the date was because she was so hot, and I knew that if I kept up the compliments, she would have been in my bed by the end of the night. But after another twenty minutes of the tittering, I couldn't take it anymore. I took her home when dinner was over, and crumpled up the number that she gave me after an extremely sloppy kiss goodnight. Ugh, you would think that the girl would at least have had some talent with her mouth other than yakking my ear off. Fortunately, I found some one much quieter. Until I had her in my room that was. Needless to say, she was a screamer. Took two silencing spells to block some of the Muggles nearby from hearing her. Damn, I'm skilled.
October 11, XXXX
My twenty-fifth birthday. Today, I am a quarter of a century old. I look in the mirror, and I see the seventeen-year-old that left Hogwarts eight years ago, and then the guy that has scored with the girls ever since. I like what I see when that happens. There's this new girl I've seen around Mungo's. Cutest figure, petite, but not too small. Heard her name was Cambria Winter. The surname sounds familiar. Don't know from where, but it won't matter. She's going to be calling mine by the time I'm done with her.
October 21, XXXX
I was all wrong about Cambria. She's nothing like I expected. She's gorgeous, of course, I'm not going back on that. But there is more to her than her looks and body. Those are just bonuses. Something about her has captured a part of me that no one has ever come close to getting. Problem is, her brother. I KNEW I had heard that name before! Gareth is two years younger than me, was in the same house I was in school, and is the most overprotective prat I have ever met! How am I supposed to get anywhere with Cambria when he's hanging around?! Dude needs to get laid, or something. Thought he was married. If he is, why is he worrying about what his sister does? She's eighteen, she's of age. Seriously, dude, get a life!
Always wanted to be a healer, to make my parents proud of me for some other reason than being a Slytherin, but seriously? The training is getting ridiculously into my leisure time. Especially with the ladies. I've flirted with all the other trainees, and some of them are interested, but when the hell am I supposed to ask them out? Either I'm on duty, or they are. Had less trouble finding a date when I was in Hogwarts. People keep telling me to chill, I'm only nineteen, I'll find time to date later. Are you kidding me? Gotta keep up my skills! I wasn't the playboy of Slytherin for nothing! Ah, Dammit, gotta cut this short, I'm being paged.
July 8, XXXX
The girl that I went out with last night was either on something, or she was a total bubble brain. She would not stop giggling! The only reason that I kept with the date was because she was so hot, and I knew that if I kept up the compliments, she would have been in my bed by the end of the night. But after another twenty minutes of the tittering, I couldn't take it anymore. I took her home when dinner was over, and crumpled up the number that she gave me after an extremely sloppy kiss goodnight. Ugh, you would think that the girl would at least have had some talent with her mouth other than yakking my ear off. Fortunately, I found some one much quieter. Until I had her in my room that was. Needless to say, she was a screamer. Took two silencing spells to block some of the Muggles nearby from hearing her. Damn, I'm skilled.
October 11, XXXX
My twenty-fifth birthday. Today, I am a quarter of a century old. I look in the mirror, and I see the seventeen-year-old that left Hogwarts eight years ago, and then the guy that has scored with the girls ever since. I like what I see when that happens. There's this new girl I've seen around Mungo's. Cutest figure, petite, but not too small. Heard her name was Cambria Winter. The surname sounds familiar. Don't know from where, but it won't matter. She's going to be calling mine by the time I'm done with her.
October 21, XXXX
I was all wrong about Cambria. She's nothing like I expected. She's gorgeous, of course, I'm not going back on that. But there is more to her than her looks and body. Those are just bonuses. Something about her has captured a part of me that no one has ever come close to getting. Problem is, her brother. I KNEW I had heard that name before! Gareth is two years younger than me, was in the same house I was in school, and is the most overprotective prat I have ever met! How am I supposed to get anywhere with Cambria when he's hanging around?! Dude needs to get laid, or something. Thought he was married. If he is, why is he worrying about what his sister does? She's eighteen, she's of age. Seriously, dude, get a life!
Now if this browser and my phone, and 3DS would stop loading everything in one line, I'd be great......
...I will sort you as soon as UPS gets their heads out of their butts and delivers it to the correct address.